Americans are so powerful and know so little

The French eat garlic and the women don’t shave under their arms. The Spanish murder bulls and can’t cook. People from Norfolk, so inbred they don’t know the difference between a tractor and a Ford Capri.

Americans: as dim as Toc H’s gaslights, they want to eliminate all risk through legislation. You can’t smoke within forty feet of a Federal building but you can own a helicopter gunship and fire live bullets. Their lack of worldliness drives me barking. They’re so powerful and know so little.

Jeremy Clarkson, Radio Times

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